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Article: April Fools - Hanger Time

April Fools - Hanger Time

April Fools - Hanger Time

Happy April Fool’s Day everyone!

We thought it would be fun to share some silly hanger jokes and puns with you – so we went on a rampage to find the perfect hanger jokes to tickle your funny bones.

Sadly enough – the vast majority of jokes we found online were incredibly distasteful and absolutely disgusted me. Horrible abortion and sexist joke that have no place in our society.

On the brighter side – I did find these 4 (yes, only 4) clean and adorable jokes/pun to celebrate this silly day with our gorgeous hangers and two I made up myself. Check them out…


Two hats were on a hanger.

One hat said to the other, "You hang on here, I'll go on ahead".


Did you hear about the Netflix sensation, Marie Kondo’s latest book on organizing closets?

It’s called Hanger Management


What did the coat say to the coat hanger

“We should hang out sometime”


What do you call a man who falls off a rocky ledge but holds on…

Cliff Hanger... Or Mr Hanger if you’re being formal.


How did that MC Hammer song go, again…

Oh yeah – Stop, HANGER Time!


Why are clothes always so angry?

Because you keep hanging them out to dry


If you have some good clean hanger jokes, send them our way – don’t leave us hanging, comment them below.


The quality in our premium velvet hangers are no laughing matter - they are certain worth 'hanging' on to. Click the image below for more product information & to buy.



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